William conant church quotes for signs

Your church sign is the best way to communicate your message to those beyond your walls and create interest to bring people in. From funny puns to outright truth and encouragement in the world, here are some of the best short church signs sayings that are perfect to use as a message.

Be friends with Jesus, use Faith book, the Bible.

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Don’t believe everything you think.

Even dying churches donate their organs.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

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God doesn’t believe in Atheist!

I was addicted to the hokey-pokey but I turned myself around.

If we could mind our biscuits, life would be gravy.

If you haven’t heard from GOD” lately, Try sending some knee mail!”

If you think it’s hot now, just wait.

If you want to be Hater “Hate Evil”

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